Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler`s trainer comes to him and says, 'Now don`t forget all the research we`ve done on this Russian. He`s never lost a match because of this `pretzel` hold he has. Whatever you do, don`t...
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the English man`s wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn`t wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily...
A couple were on their honeymoon, laying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I`m not a virgin.'
The husband replies, 'That`s no big thing.'
The wife continues...
A young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she`s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly...
An important senator arranges to use an escort service and winds up with a beautiful japanese girl who speaks no english. They go into his hotel room and start having sex and she gets into...
A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she`d have an allergic reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro. Finding him, she says...
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: 'Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that...
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. 'Well, it was like this...
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn`t bother to...