The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud 'F***, missed!' each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn`t take it anymore.
'Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will...
A man while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.
Lady, 'I`m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind...
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American wrestler`s trainer comes to him and says, 'Now don`t forget all the research we`ve done on this Russian. He`s never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, don`t let him get you...
A woman goes to the police station and complains that she has been raped by an Indian batsman. The policeman askes how she knew...
One day, very early in the morning while two worms were under a golf course. One worm says to the other 'Check above ground and see if it is raining'. The other worm agrees. At the same exact moment two women were...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love and...
I was cutting hair one day when a guy comes into my shop with a bandage around his neck. I put him in the chair and asked what happened. In a low raspy voice he said...
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband`s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend 'Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!' The boyfriend looked out the window and said...
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap...