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Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...

Ordinary Thief vs Political Thief

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?
The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your...

Time Zones are Confusing

One of Russia`s Ambassadors was having dinner with Putin and said that time zones around the world confused him. "Why?" Putin asks.
"Ah, Mr. President, I called Angela Merkel to congratulate...

Dream Job Openings

545 openings. No experience, no qualifications required.
No age limit.
Salary 1.9 lakhs per month even if not attending office...

Two Options

Singapore Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, said there were two options for me: Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with...

FM's Favourite Sport

A journalist, who was fed up with the state of the Indian Economy, decided to ask the views of FM Arun Jaitley on sports instead of Indian economy. He asked, "Dear FM, which game do you like...

Fixing Car Dents

Michelle was a very bad driver. After an unfortunate mishap in a parking garage, she took her vehicle to an auto mechanic. Seeing that the young woman was quite blonde, the mechanic decided to have a little fun...

Ordinary vs Political Thief

The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health and business...

Normal Politician vs Shashi Tharoor

Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised...

Rightists vs. Leftists

I asked my friend`s son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said he wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of his parents, liberal leftists, were standing there, so I asked him, "If you were PM...