Clean Jokes



Administratium!

AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one...

Give the money !

Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
'Give me your...

Cuts both ways!

A Politician was arrested for accepting a bribe from a contractor. A friend who went to visit him in the lock-up asked, 'How are you going to get out of this...

Truer Words were never spoken !

Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to...

Quick thought !

If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him and getting a Pulitzer prize-winning