Clean Jokes



Best band of the new millennium - Melody Maker!

In a funny way, the most important debut album of the year 2000 has been over ten years in...

Dishwasher almost kills man!

An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife...

Bush sues...

SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.

At the right address!

Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: 'Look at this letter! It is addressed tothe stupidest man...

The career test:

An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and...

About Penguins...

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and...

Demand a recounting

There was a political leader who was on the verge of being defeated in the elections. When he received a phone call...

Caffeine Pollution...

Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing...

News From Florida

A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash

California Examiner, March 20, 1998:

Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. A post mortem examination revealed that...