Clean Jokes



Chew your food!!

More and more baby food is being consumed by adults. Ten percent of the production of major German baby food manufacturer is sold to households without children. People of all ages and from all walks of life love...

To protect self respect!!

An educated woman from Margao city (Panaji, Goa (India)) urinated in the office of the sanitary inspector in Margao in protest against dirty public toilets. She said she urinated in his chamber, in his absence, to make him

Cool way to conquer fear !

Fan of Titanic star Leonardo DiCaprio, David Blaine, last year buried himself underwater in a plexiglass coffin for a week and survived. Now he encased himself in...

Progeny!

Singe Soren, the Woman Sarpanch(Village head) of Badapalasa was unseated because she gave birth to her third child.
According to the Law which came into effect on December 31, 1995; it amounts to disqualification of Municipal Councilors...

Gorilla enjoys brief roam!

A man was sentenced last week to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat drunk driving charges.
Peter C. Gentry was first arrested in 1991, but an official looking death certificate sent to authorities said he had died in...

A dead man in jail!

A man was sentenced last week to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat drunk driving charges.
Peter C. Gentry was first arrested in 1991, but an official looking death certificate sent to authorities said he had died in...

These guns are so safe?

Robert Shovestall, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, CA, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled...

Playing safe!

New York City - Mohammad Rahman, 36, Brooklyn, racked up three accidents on his second day on a new job as a new cab driver.
It all started at 9 a.m. when, cops say, he rammed into a parked car. Rahman said the car rammed into his cab, he even called police...

Dumbest Death in history!

One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored...

Who Are Airlock?

It`s November 1997, and Scottish-born Esra Tasasiz is living in Brussels, holding down a full-time job and hanging around a studio, singing on house records in her...