One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word.
The first word he said was...
At a church meeting a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith.
'I'm a billionaire,' he said, 'and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, 'Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?'
'I think so,' the man replied. 'My wife has made appetizers and...
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.
He said, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you...
An alter boy is in church cleaning the pews when he sees a cripple struggle through the doors of the church and make his way to the font of holy water.
The boy watches as the cripple manages to get up...
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray.
She went to the priest and told him, 'Father, I believe your rugs need to be...
A guy was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed him by the hand and pulled him aside and said...
Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?'
The first man says...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what they do with the money they receive in the collection plate.
One priest says, 'Well, I draw a line on the floor, throw all the money in the air and whatever lands north of the line...