A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.
After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between...
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'
He is told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and...
Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
Frog is greatful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says, 'Please make my dog...
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that...
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks.'
So, they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although...
A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely.
'God dammit, I missed,' says the doctor.
The sky starts to darken a bit becoming overcast.
'Don't use the Lord God's name in...
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God
'God? You there, God?' he asked.
'Yes. What is it, my son?' God answered.
'Mind if I..
A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street.
She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that...
By the time the morning service was to begin, only one man was in the church.
The priest said to him, 'It looks like everyone has slept in. Do you want to go home or should I preach the sermon?'
The man replied, 'When I go to...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, 'There ain`t no Lord!!'
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she...