Clean Jokes



The Monks and a Woman

Two monks were returning to the monastery in the evening. It had rained and there were puddles of water on the roadsides. At one place a beautiful young woman was...

Interfaith Seminar

I went to a mixed religion seminar. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him...

Professional Help!

A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car...

Public Announcement!

The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his...

Best Sermon

After years of his wife`s pleading, this rich good ole` boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher`s sermon that on the...

Army of the Lord!

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend...

The Holy Cup!

A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I`ve committed...

Shhhhhh......

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of faithful attendance...

Benefits of Being an Atheist

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...

Job Interview

A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him...