Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby...
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried...
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you...
One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest swung...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father...
Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi?" says Jim...
When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sanders came up with a brilliant advertising idea. He got in touch with the Pope and asked the pontiff whether he could change the words of the Lord`s Prayer...
A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St. Peter.
"And who are you?" asked St. Peter.
"My name is Steven Richards...
A man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground.
The first sign says, "The End is Near...
An atheist was fishing in Scotland one day when his boat was suddenly attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. The boat capsized and the man was tossed skywards...