| A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." |
| A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery." On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor could also circumcise the boy while he was asleep. The doctor agreed. The boy woke up and was very sore down there for several days. After about a week he got to see his playmate again. The playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery. The little boy replied, "All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are." |
| One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked. "Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one." The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe. "Son... what the hell are you doing!!!" And the son replied, "Mom said she wanted an new car, so I'm making her one!" |
| Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?" Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse, and masturbation." Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran up to his room, crying. Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you go and hit Antonio!?" Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in school today. He started talking about sex, and penises, and masturbation!" Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn. It's called sex education!" Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she went upstairs to apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found him on his bed masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio, when you're finished with your homework, come downstairs and talk to me." |