| My maid came to my bathroom door. Just as I came out of an evening shower. My towel slipped a bit.But, I managed to hide my modesty just in time or so I thought. Maid said with a naughty smile: "Kyaa Banana Hai Saab..." I am still wondering if it was a compliment... OR A cooking request? |
| In America: Indian Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb hai (Masti Mein) His friend informs the police and the student is arrested and questioned for 3 days. His entire family and social circle in USA comes under scanner. The entire intelligence infrastructure of USA is on high alert, airports security is beefed up etc... etc. In India: Student: Meri Bag Mein Bomb Hai. His friend: Apni Gaand Mein Daal Lay Bhosdike !!! Matter closed. |
| Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aayi. Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Baat Batayi Toh Kahin Khushi Ke Mare Heart Attack Hi Na Aa Jaye. Toh Company Ne Apne Sabse Intelligent, Talented, Bilkul Seedhe-Saade Aur Shareef Se Employee, Chaman, Ko Ye Kaam Task Diya. Chaman Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Aur Baja Di Door Bell. Darwaja Khula Toh Ek Bahut Hi Sunder, Hot, Sexy Si Ladki Nikli Aur Boli: Ji, Kahiye? Itni Hot Ladki Dekhakar Chaman Ki Saari Intelligence Dhari Ki Dhari Rah Gayi Aur Usne Seedha Hi Puch Liya: Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye Toh Aap Kya Karogi? Ladki Pehle Toh Sun Kar Kuch Hairan Si Hui Aur Phir Boli: Aap Ke Samne Ek-Ek Karke Apne Saare Kapde Utar Dungi... Bilkul Naked Ho Jaaungi Aur Phir Sensuous Sa Dance Karungi... Tumhe Lap Dance Dungi... Yeh Sunkar Apne Chaman Ki Halat Kharaab Hone Lagi... Ladki Aage Boli: Phir Dheere-Dheere Tumhare Kapde Bhi Utaar Dungi, Tumhe Apne Bed Pe Leta Ke Tumhe Kiss Karungi, Smooch Karungi... Phir Tumhe BJ Dungi, Aur Adhe Paise Mein Tumhe De Dungi. Aur Ye Sab Sun Kar Apna Chaman Over-excitement Ki Vajah Se Mar Gaya... On The Spot |
| Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho Aur Biwi Andar Aane De Rahi ? Koi Baat Nahi... Is Admi Ki Tarah Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Haath Pakad Ke Kamre Mein Le Jayegi Aapko. Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Pure Gusse Se Apne Bachcho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye Toh Tum Mein Se Koi bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholega. Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi. Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: Koi Zaroorat Nahin Ghar Aane Ki, Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho. Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohut Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain. Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya. Patni: Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun. |