Clean Jokes



A Disappointed Salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis...

Cardiologist's Funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon...

I'm Married...

Santa wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's New Year's Party. Santa is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home...

Banta's Letter to Bill Gates

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta
To: Bill Gates, Microsoft...

Thanks for the Beer

Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. He ran out to see...

Two buddies in a Bar

Santa and Banta, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Banta throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no," he gasps," Preeto will kill me!!"
"Don't worry...

Smartness Vs Intelligence

Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me...

Would You Remarry?

Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Santa: "Definitely not!"
Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Santa: "Of course I...

Stuck on the seat

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife...

The Last Chicken

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says...