Clean Jokes



Exposing Neighbour

Judy called the police. "My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's just standing there, big as you please, taking a shower with his...

Swollen Foot

Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands him a pill that looks...

Santa's Logic?

Cop: The 2 people on the right would have certainly caused less damage. Santa: Exactly what I thought! I hit the 1st one but then...

Total Solar Eclipse

An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals capture him. The eclipse...

Gotcha!!!

Farmer Banta killed a lamb and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn’t tell a soul about it, and nothing happened ...

Stung by a Bee

Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee...

Smart Answer

Santa and his wife Jeeto were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
Santa said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my

The Examination

Preeto took her husband Banta to see a psychiatrist for a check up.
After examining him, the doctor took Preeto to one side and said, "I have some very bad news for you...

Next Baby

Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home. It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand...

Santa's Blind Date

Banta sets up his friend Santa to go on a blind date with a college friend. Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she...