Clean Jokes



Bathing Santa!

Banta came to meet Santa at his house.
He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked..

Thankful Santa!

Santa shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you...

Deep trouble

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked...

Wet Dreams

Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, doctor. Usually I see...

My wife is expecting

"How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Santa asked his friend Banta.
"Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting...

Constipated Horse

Banta owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses and cows. But then one day one of his horses became constipated so he went to the vet...

Geriatric Condition

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but...

Visiting a friend

Banta goes over to visit one of his friends. While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him...

Santa's rectal disorder

Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema...

Men are better friends than women

One night Peeto, doesn't return home. The next morning when Banta demands to know where she was all night, she claims she stayed at a friends house...