Clean Jokes



The Definition of Slow!

Santa was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job center he was offered work at the local Zoo. When he arrived for his first day...

Blind Date!

Santa sets up Banta to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Banta is a little worried about going out with someone he has...

Weird Dreams!

Preeto went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Santa, "Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's...

What a relief!

Banta tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn`t to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later he removed...

Heavily Drunk

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in.
"Damn," he says. "I puked on my shirt again...

Remedy for Hiccups!

Santa went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he could give him something for hiccups...

New Chauffeur!

Santa hired a new chauffeur. Jeeto asked the achauffer to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience...

Suppositories for Constipation!

A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn''t working...

The Weekend Party!

Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife...

Anniversary Gift!

Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that...