Clean Jokes



Diamond Ring

In the midst of a hectic day at the office, Santa got a phone call from his friend Banta.
Banta: I just bought an expensive diamond ring for my wife....

Adding it up

Jeeto bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions...

Drunk or Sober?

I was stopped by the cops in a control, and one of the officers was convinced that I was drunk. I had to answer some questions, which would determine whether I was under...

Slipping Lion!

Santa came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Banta, and told him of his adventures.
"I was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden

Who's Problem is it Really?

Banta feared his wife Preeto wasn`t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called...

The Last Hope!

Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missing and burst into tears...

Unbeatable Logic!

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home...

Santa on KBC!

Santa couldn`t believe it - he`d made it to the last round of his favourite game show.
"Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B...

Take The Soup

Santa was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11 AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2 PM, they again tried to serve him...

Neighbour's Wife

Banta has been admiring his neighbor`s wife. The neighbor`s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Banta didn`t know how to approach the lady to...