Santa: I don`t have one.
Banta: Well then, buy one.
Santa: Can`t afford one
Bihar school teacher`s killer English:
1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin...
Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?
Pappu: Both...
Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat. Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps...
Santa: What`s the name of our PM?
Pappu: We don`t have a PM in our country?
Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM...
Santa walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
"You certainly were," replies the bartender...
Santa and Banta, two sky divers having tired of all the ordinary stunts, decided to set a world record by free falling to within 100 feet of the ground before opening their...
Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.
Santa bid 2500 rupees...
Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands him a pill that looks big enough to choke a...
Banta, although ordinarily eloquent, had the misfortune of stuttering badly when excited.
Once, when walking with his friend Santa down a crowded city street, he said with great excitement...