Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions...
A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta`s flat?"
Santa: Please come with me...
Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are...
Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor...
Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss`s office for an interview.
"One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness...
Banta had been arrested and was now up before the judge.
The judge asks, "Do you admit you broke into...
Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it`s her appendix."
"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily....
A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there`s an advert...
Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems...
Santa and a girl standing on the bus stop:
Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick.
Girl: Thanks...