Clean Jokes



Santa Live on Radio

Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai...

Urgently Required...

Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.
The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this job...

Bon Appetit!!!

Santa was spending some of his hard-earned cash on a luxury cruise and was given a table with a Frenchman. At their first meal together, the Frenchman...

The ATM!

Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.
Banta, angrily: So what`s wrong...

Need a Break!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I...

Ear to the Ground!

A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was...

Mouse Trap!

Santa: I am in big trouble!

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

Banta: Oh, well...

Smart Move!

Santa walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, "Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles...

Keeping away the Elephants!

Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and was tearing bits out of a newspaper, rolling them into small balls...

Signature Forgery!

Santa lost his cheque booklet. He decided to go to the bank after two days to report. The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very...