Clean Jokes



The Family Secret

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one...

Slower, Older and Smarter

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down...

Godly Father

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study to find out more about him.
"So what are your plans...

Happy Father's Day

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.
But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top...

A Smart Salesman

A young Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman`s job in a big departmental store in Canada!! On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm...

Annoying Senior Citizens

Ek Baar Ek Retired Uncle Kiraane Ki Dukaan Par Gaye Aur Dukaan Mein Baithe Ladke Se Bole, "Beta, Mujhe Masoor Ki Daal Ke 824 Daane De Do."
Ladke Ne Bina Kuch Kahe 250gms Daal Tol Ke Uncle Ko De Di Aur Kaha..

Sales Executive Interview

A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday?
Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table...

Playing Mozart

A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop.
"What`s the matter?" she asked....

Divine Healing

A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn...

Miscommunication!

Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom.
Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du...