One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store...
Santa walks into a bar. He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don`t you get any penguins taller than that...
Stage 1 - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course...
A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: `GEORGE AND THE DRAGON`. He knocked. The Innkeeper`s wife stuck her head out a window...
1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room...
While walking along the beach in Goa, Banta found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie. "Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes...
One day a little girl was watching her mom make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mom why she cut off the ends of the roast...
As the UK and French governments began plans for the Chunnel (English Channel Tunnel), they realized they didn`t have the ability to build it themselves, so they put the project out for bid. Three teams...
Santa Bhaga-Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager: Main Kya Karu...
My friend, a recent widower, thought it might be a good idea to get himself a dog for a bit of companionship. Checking out the pet ads in the local newspaper he came across one that read: "Purebred Police Dog...