Apna Banta Pehli Baar Ek 5 Star Hotel Mein Gaya. Jhijhakte Hue Usne Chai Ka Order De Diya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Ek Well Dressed Aur Smart Sa Waiter Ek Kettle Mein Garam Pani, Ek Kettle Mein Garam Doodh...
Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat. Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."
Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news...
Getting married to a Punjabi? If you are not a Punjabi yourself, then get ready for a boatload of surprises. You will spend the rest of your life with, arguably, the happiest people on earth but with a few side effects...
Santa was appointed as sales person at a local store in Chandhigarh. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had `Peach Jam` to which he bluntly replied, `Out of stock.` The lady immediately...
A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa`s best friend. Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back and...
Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people, when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came...
A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr. Santa, a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck`s chest. After a moment or two, Santa shook his head...
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the little Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman...
Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, "You need a diet, Jeeto, and I`ve got a good one here."
He gave her a small book and...
Needing to shed a few kilos, Santa and Jeeto, went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. They followed the instructions extremely closely, dividing the finished recipe...