Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion...
Newton said he`d drop in.
Socrates said he`d think about it.
Ohm resisted the idea.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure...
A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I`m the most careless, this morning I ramped a pavement and went head on...
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, "I hear someone breaking in."
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that...
Santa and Banta were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Banta comes back from his latest...
Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi. Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo Sab Lock-up Mein.
3 Freinds: Janaab!!! Hum Kaha Jua Khel Rahe Hain. Hum Toh...
There was an english man, who was singing, "There was a cold day," whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by...
Banta had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn`t get huge stud fees for a defective bull. He called the local...
Santa: You`ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won`t boot properly.
Tech Support: What does it say...
Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court. After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this...
I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis think you`re great drinkers. I bet...