'How was your golf game, dear?' asked Jack`s wife Tracy.
'Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight`s gotten so bad I couldn`t see where the ball went.'
'But you`re seventy-five years old, Jack!' admonished his wife, 'Why don`t you take my brother Scott along?'
'But he`s eighty-five and doesn`t even...
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, 'Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?'
'Yes,' the golfer responded.
'Did you happen to hook your ball so that it...
Tim and Joe finished their weekly round of golf with Tim pulling out his typical victory, although not by the customary wide margin. Even though the match was unusually close, Joe seemed more upset than usual by the...
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson`s house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. 'He won`t get away with it this time,' muttered Robinson to his wife. 'Watch this.'
'Er, I wonder if you`d be using your power-saw...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a fewtrees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hitinto a sand trap.
All the while, he`d noticed that the club professional...
Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. Pro said that it was due to...
A golfer went to see his doctor. He was suffering from major stress syndrome. The doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied 'I play at it, it`s a very frustrating game, but I love it'.
A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. Theyoung couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching theaction.
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!'