| Little Suzie watched, fascinated, as her mother was putting cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, Mommy?" she asked. "To stay pretty for Daddy," said her mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter Mommy," asked Suzie, "are you giving up?" |
| One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered. The Caller: May I speak to your parents? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The police. The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The firemen. The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? Little Johnny: Looking for me." |
| Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy. |
| Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa's lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled. She finally asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?" 'He sure did honey, a long long time ago", he replied. "Well, did God make me?` she asked. "Yes He did, and that wasn't too long ago," he answered. She thought for a minute and then said, "Wow! He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?" |