| Ek Flat Mein Ghanti Bajti Hai Aur Ek Mahila, Jo Ghar Mein Akeli Hai, Darwaja Kholti Hai. Bhikshuk: Maai, Bhiksha De. Mahila: Ye Lo Maharaj. Bhikshuk: Maai... Zara Ye Dwar Paar Karke Baahar Toh Aana. Mahila Darwaje Paar Karke Baahar Aati Hai. Bhikshuk Mahila Ko Pakadte Hue Kehta Hai: Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha... Main Bhikshuk Nahin, Raavan Hun. Mahila: Ha... Ha... Ha... Toh Main Bhi Kaha Sita Hun, Main Toh Kaam Wali Baai Hun. Raavan: Ha... Ha... Ha... Sita Ji Ka Apaharan Karke Toh Aaj Tak Pachta Raha Hun Main. Tumhe Le Jaunga Toh Mandodari Khush Ho Jayegi, Usko Bhi Kaam Wali Baai Ki Zaroorat Hai. Mahila: Ha... Ha... Ha... Oye Pagle, Sita Mata Ko Dhoondne Toh Sirf Prabhu Ram Aur Laxman Ji Aaye The... Mujhe Dhoondne Toh Saari Society Aayegi, Kyunki Sabhi Ke Flats Ki Diwali Ki Safaai Abhi Baaki Hai. |
| Ek Baar Ek Retired Uncle Kiraane Ki Dukaan Par Gaye Aur Dukaan Mein Baithe Ladke Se Bole, "Beta, Mujhe Masoor Ki Daal Ke 824 Daane De Do." Ladke Ne Bina Kuch Kahe 250 gms Masoor Ki Daal Tol Ke Uncle Ko De Di Aur Kaha, "30 Rupay Hue Aapke." Uncle Bole, "Beta Ismein Poore 824 Daane Hi Honge?" Ladka Bola, "Ji Haan Uncle Ji, App Ghar Jaa Kar Gin Lijiyega, Poore 824 Daane Hi Niklenge. Kyunki Pitaji Ne Kaha Hai Ki Ek Kilo Daal Mein 3296 Daane Aate Hain Aur Is Hisaab Se 250gms mein 824 Daane He Aayenge." Uncle, Thoda Hairaan Ho Kar, Bole, "Tumhaare Pita Ji Kya Karte Hain Beta?" Ladka Bola, Kuch Nahin Uncle Ji, Vo Bhi Aap Ki Tarah Retire Ho Chuke Hain Aur Saara Din Ghar Pe Khaali Baith Ke Hum Sab Gharwalon Ke Dimaag Ka Dahi Karte Rehte Hain." |
| Shashi Tharoor gets a call from his Nepali watchman on the intercom. Watchman: Ooh shabji, aapshe koi milne aaya hai. Andar bhej du ? Shashi Tharoor: Kaun hai ? Gurkha: Sharapova ! Shashi Tharoor: Yes Yes ! Jaldi bhej do !! Tharoor sets his hair, puts on perfume while eagerly waiting for tennis sensation. And then... gurkha walks in with Sharad Pawar. |
| Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruko!" Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai. Usne Us Awaaz Ka Dhabyavaad Kiya Aur Aage Chala Gaya. Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Vo Aadmi Ek Pahari Raaste Se Guzar Raha Tha. Tabhi Usko Wahi Awaaz Phir Se Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruk Jao!" Is Baar Jaise Hi Vo Ruka Aagey Wali Pahari Gir Gayi Aur Is Tarah Uski Phir Ek Baar Jaan Bach Gayi. Aadmi Ne Phir Se Us Awaaz Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Pucha, "Aap Kaun Ho Jo Har Baar Meri Jaan Bachate Ho? Aur Aap Meri Shaadi Ke Time Kahan The?" Jawab Aaya, "Tumhe Maine Shaadi Ke Waqt Bhi Awaaz Di thi... Ab Awaaz Sun Le Ya DJ Bajwa Le... |