• Dead ahead !!

    A dead woman gained enough votes to advance to a runoff for the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate, leaving political experts puzzled and her party wondering what to do if she wins. Jacquelyn Morrow Lewis Ledgerwood died of a heart attack at age 69 on July 15, too close to the election to have her name taken off the ballot.

    She received 21 percent of the vote Tuesday in a field of four, finishing second behind an air conditioner contractor who got 46 percent.
  • $3000,000 for a party!!!

    Frivolous Lawsuit Department - A Canadian woman drank too much at the office Christmas party, then declined the company`s offer for a cab ride home. Of course, she got into a serious wreck on the way home. which resulted in brain damage. And now, an Ontario court ordered a company to pay $300,000 for hosting the party.
  • Sow Cruel!!

    A 31-year-old Vietnamese woman, Phan Thi Hien, forced her 10-year-old stepson to stitch up his mouth as punishment for stealing 200 dong (1.3 cents).

    The boy was beaten severly and given a needle and thread by his stepmother and was forced to sew his lips together, while she stood watch over him. Newpaper reports state that Hien could be prosecuted on charge of ill-treating the child. Incedentally, she has not been arrested since she has a younger child to take care of.
  • Not the smartest Idiot!!

    Gavin Cole of Dublin got onto a bus with three packets of heroin safely hidden in his pocket. You`d have to be a real idot to take the packets out while sitting right there on the bus with everyone else. He did this because he`s a bonehead! And while this is stupid enough it just happened that the man sitting next to him was an off-duty drug squad officer.

    But wait! There`s more. So here he is playing with his heroin next to the officer and his cell phone rings. And the officer heard the following conversation, ``Yeah, I have the stuff. Meet me at the bus station and bring plenty of money!``

    But wait! There`s more. Figuring he could just sit back and relax since he was about to make a big deal he lit up a marijuana cigarette. You know the rest.

    Bozo Criminal Of The Day KOOI 106.5
    - VIA the Bonehead of the Day Awards
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