| Rahul - Arnab Interview at Times Now trending on FB and Twiiter... Rahul and Arnab had well rehearsed the interview. The only problem was Arnab changed the sequence of questions. This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers. This show should be re-recorded with the Filmfare awards laughter track. Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than total women population of the country. Kapil Sharma is going to sue Rahul Gandhi for being a threat to his career as a comedian. Q: Price Rise... A: Empower women. Q: 2G A: Empower women. He needs to get married soon to understand about empowered women." Update: Narendra Modi leading 1-0 after self goal by Rahul Gandhi. After Rahul's Interview with Arnab, Kapil Sharma loses his job, from next weekend colors tv will telecast, "ROFL nights with Rahul" If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview with Arnab will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!! Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember Rahul Gandhi had a so called interview with Arnab! After RG's interview with interview, Congress realised why MMS remains quiet! The similarly between Rahul Gandhi and Namo is that both inspire you to vote for the opposition! A special show of Comedy with Kapil telecast on Times Now with special guest being RG! Moral Victory for Congress: Rahul Gandhi's interview beat the TRP of NaMo's event at Mumbai. ~ Omar Abddullah on Twitter Maybe the idea was to counter Modi Wave with Sympathy Wave for Rahul Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi was behaving like Gutthi. Women-Party Party-Empowerment Empowerment-Youth Youth-RTI System-Women Three little Indian boys in the election zoo; One gave an interview and then there were two. We live in a country where we take our comedians seriously and our politicians as a joke. |
| A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A Congress man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm the local MP and I hope you'll vote for me in the next General Elections." She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!" |
| Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association's membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama's team, with varying thoughts and recommendations. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to totally wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, while the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No!" In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington! |
| Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country's Prime Minister; Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that a poor man can become the Prime Minister; Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can become the Prime Minister; Morarji Desai proved that an old man can become the Prime Minister; Rajiv Gandhi proved that a young man can become the Prime Minister; I.K. Gujral proved that a gentleman can become the Prime Minister; Deve Gowda proved just about anybody can become the Prime Minister; Manmohan Singh has proved that India does not need a Prime Minister! |