AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: Suicide or Murder.
Susan Sontag
Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry.
Larry Adler
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Woody Allen.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Jay Leno
Medicine reports that it has already happened. A new-born baby laughing like crazy, it's hands full of pills.
Sam Levenson