I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.
People are supposed to fuck. It's our main purpose in life, and all those other activities - playing trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse - are just ways of passing the time untill you can fuck again.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.