| I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. |
| You know what I hate most of all in the whole wide world?...More than people who think that if you're bisexual it means you'll fuck absolutely anyone (especially them). |
| I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors. |
| A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two. |
| It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. |