| Goa Minister who is offering a 'cure' for homosexuality has obviously never noticed the beauty of a rainbow spanning the vast sky. |
| If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." |
| Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? |
| You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married say 'It's the same sex all the time. |
| As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. |
| The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. |
| The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them. |
| Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become head of General Motors. |
| There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. |
| When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. |