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![Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.]()
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~ Woody AllenDon't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -
![Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.]()
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~ Mae WestGood sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. -
~ Robert ClarkAbove all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? -
~ Adam CarollaI urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'
