| Sick and perverted always appeals to me. |
| I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. |
| Perversion is just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium. |
| Of all possible sexual perversions, religion is the only one to have ever been scientifically systematized. |
| My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: "You're a pervert." I said, "That's a big word for a girl of nine." |