| Zindagi Ki Yaha Koi Aukat Nahi Hoti; 2-3 Peg Ke Bina Yaha Raat Nahi Hoti; Yeh Bharat Desh kis Shaan 'Punjab' Hai Meri Jaan; Ishq, Daaru Aur Bhenchod Ke Bina Koi Baat Nahi Hoti! |
| Fir Na Silegi, Yeh Gand Agar Fat Jayegi; Zindagi Jhaat Nahi, Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi; Jo Maal Pasand Hai Usse Himmat Kar Ke Thok Lo; Varna Zindagi Yuhi Hilane Mein Gujar Jayegi! |
| Kitni Kathor Vidambana Hai Kudrat Ki: Phulon Ka Raja 'Gulab' Kanto Main Rehta Hai; Aur Jeevan Ka Nirmata, Jhaanto Main Rehta Hai! |
| Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye; Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye; Yeh Boond Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro; Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye! |
| Call girl ne Arz Kiya: Dheere Dheere Karo Sanam, Maandi Ka Zamana Hai; Iss Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai! |
| Ya Khuda Yeh Teri Kaisi Khudai; Ya Khuda Yeh Teri Kaisi Khudai; Bandar Ki Gaand Pe Lipstick Lagai! |