| Wo Geele Blouse Se Jhalakte "Maal" Ke UBHAAR, Wo Tane Hue NIPPLE Bahar Aane Ko Bekarar, Gili-Saree Se Jhalakti PANTY Aar-Paar, Mubarak Ho Aapko HOLI ka Tyohar! |
| Makki Ki Roti Nimbu Ka Achhar; Suraj Ki Kiran Khushiyan Ki Bahar; Chaand Ki Chandni Apno Ka Pyaar; . . . . . . Lund Le Lo Hamara Do Chaar Baar! Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Baar Holi Hi Wish Karein! |
| With just a single smooch on the lips for 30 seconds, she got pregnant. What is it? . . . . . . . . . . Balloon. Happy Holi! |
| Woh Aaya Ghar Mere, Khelne Holi Mere Sang; Zip Kholkar Jab Land Nikala; Dekh Kar Ho Gayi Mein Dang; Bola Chalo Khelen Holi, Na Karo Mujhey Itna Tang; Yeh Hai Meri Pichkari, Jisme Hai Safed Rang; Main Boli Chalo Andar, Jahaa Par Hai Palang; Jee Bhar Kar Khel Lena, Khush Kar Dena Mera Ang-Ang! Happy Holi! |
| Boy: Hold my 'Pichkari', while I blow your balloons. Girl: Your 'Pichkari' is not working. Boy: Blow it from the front and then try again. Girl: Now it's good. Happy Holi! |
| Fagun Mein Ayee Holi, Ek Choot Boli; "Koi Hai Jo Hamse Khele Holi?" Lundo Ne Banayi Toli, Sari Raat Choot Tatoli; Subah Uth Kar Choot Boli, "Kabhi Nahin Khelungi Holi"! |