Punjabi Orgasm: Chal Utar Ja Kamine, Mainu Hor Vi Kamm Ne! |
Foreigner: Whatever you hear about me, please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself. Punjabi: Bund Mara! |
Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"! |
English Newspaper Headlines: We must say sorry to gays. ~ Pope. Punjabi Paper Headlines: "POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"! |
India Vichh 80% Lokk Ta "Just Kidding" Keh Ke 'Tharak' Bhor Lende Ne! |
Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye. Santa f**ks her in swimming pool! |
Valentine's Day "Farvari Chodan" De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda! |
Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti. Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae? Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi! |
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai! |
Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like: "Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!" |