| Laughter is the closest distance between two people. |
| Laughter is inner jogging. |
| Learn to smile it wil teach how to laugh. |
| One need to laugh at themself first,so as to laugh at others. |
| Laughter is our best tension breaker. |
| Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. |
| There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. |
| How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? |
| When you are lonely remember it`s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you. |
| You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. I Miss You! |