| If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. |
| A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. |
| There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. |
| It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.someone to tell on! |
| The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. |
| If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. |
| Draft beer, not people. |
| If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. |
| Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends. |
| I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. |