There is one thing about baldness: it's neat. |
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. |
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. |
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. |
There's one thing about baldness; it's neat. |
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace. |
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. |