Evan Esar Quotes

  • Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don't add up.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • Family,A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space,the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • Housework is what a woman does nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • Next to money, English is the leading international language.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.Upload to Facebook
    You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
    ~ Evan Esar
  • Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.
    ~ Evan Esar
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