Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don't add up. |
Family,A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space,the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. |
Housework is what a woman does nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. |
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor. |
Next to money, English is the leading international language. |
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. |
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. |