| I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. |
| The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. |
| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. |
| I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. |
| Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? |
| If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? |
| I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. |
| Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. |
