Milton Jones Quotes

  • My uncle owned a kebab shop, but he's dead now. He was buried with all his equipment. He'll be turning in his grave...
    ~ Milton Jones
    Funny / Food and Drinks   
  • Never give up your seat for a lady. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
    ~ Milton Jones
    Funny   
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