| Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. |
| There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. |
| I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. |
| Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. |
| There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. |
| In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. |
| Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. |
| A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. |
| There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. |