| For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise. |
| Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything. |
| Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining. |
| Time brings an end to everything. We should not mistake for a tragedy what is no more than the passage of time. |
| In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. |
| Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu. |
| The realist sees reality as concrete. The optimist sees reality as clay. |
| How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake? |
| The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective. |
| It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed. |