Spike Milligan Quotes

  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    ~ Spike Milligan
  • Money can't buy you friends, but get a better class of enemy.
    ~ Spike Milligan
  • Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.Upload to Facebook
    Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
    ~ Spike Milligan
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