Vir Das Quotes

  • Parliament: Where men have great discussions about the great achievements of great men from the past because the present isn't that great.
    ~ Vir Das
  • Truly, when I'm having breakfast cereal is the only time I ever miss living in America. That's the one thing they really got right.
    ~ Vir Das
  • Dear Obama, could you visit Mumbai? Nothing political... just... we could really use the clean up!
    ~ Vir Das
  • Dreams are blockbuster brilliant movies we direct in our head. Daily life is just the intermission.
    ~ Vir Das, on dreams
  • Indian politics, the all-you-can-eat buffet that comedians have always dreamt of.Upload to Facebook
    Indian politics, the all-you-can-eat buffet that comedians have always dreamt of.
    ~ Vir Das, on politics
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