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Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! -
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Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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It's something you create! -
~ 2024/sms-36470.jpgSurrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction.
Good Morning and have a great week! -
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You're a great sport... when you lose!
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