Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do? Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! |
Girl: I wish you were more romantic. Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza! |
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not? Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! |
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do? Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! |
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity! |
Politics: (n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures |
Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes. Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! |
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier. Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes. Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving! |
My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up! |
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Good Morning and Have a Great Week! |