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  • Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get  there!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
    Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
  • Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
    Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!
  • Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?<br />
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
    Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
  • Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
    Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
  • Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't  define maturity!Upload to Facebook
    Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity!
  • Politics:<br />
(n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking CreaturesUpload to Facebook
    Politics:
    (n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures
  • Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br />
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
    Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!
  • Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.<br />
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.<br />
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.<br />
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
    Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
    Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
    Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!
  • My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!Upload to Facebook
    My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!
  • Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.<br />
Good Morning and Have a Great Week!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.
    Good Morning and Have a Great Week!
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